- 08:02:17: It's goddamn freezing out. 46 but feels like 39. And we have a busy day planned! Bbbbrrrrrrrrr......
- 10:13:58: Am I the only person on the planet that bought absolutely nothing on Black Friday?
- 11:40:26: http://twitpic.com/rc18g - Hershey, PA does NOT smell like chocolate... however Lititz, PA does, thanks to Wilburs!
- 13:04:57: http://twitpic.com/rcfin - Ashley & I modelling awesome hats at the Wilbur chocolate factory!
- 13:23:26: http://twitpic.com/rciu7 - Pickle/Jam/Salsa tasting in Intercourse, PA. Mmmmm. Lilian loves pickles as much as I do!
- 13:37:28: http://twitpic.com/rcldf - @miao0726 I know it's not a poinsettia... but I saw this Xmas sweatshirt & thought of you.
- 14:11:24: http://twitpic.com/rcrbq - Intercourse, PA
- 14:11:35: http://twitpic.com/rcrd9 - Me in Intercourse, PA
- 14:11:55: http://twitpic.com/rcrfw - Lily in Intercourse, PA
- 14:14:20: http://twitpic.com/rcrvn - Marlene... how about this one??? @miao0726
- 15:25:27: http://twitpic.com/rd4ed - Ashley and Josephine after demolishing a dozen Fractured Prune donuts.
- 15:25:43: http://twitpic.com/rd4gb - World's Creepiest Nativity Scene (those are faceless mannequins.)
- 15:25:55: http://twitpic.com/rd4hy - Creepy Baby Jesus with a Sharpie'd-on face
- 16:25:37: @shoebootie Yes.
- 18:49:32: @shoebootie - That place totally tickles my pickle. Ew.
- 20:20:31: Lilian was refusing to stay in bed... but within 5 minutes fell asleep curled up on a blanket on the floor. Always on her terms. <3
- 20:24:29: RT @miao0726: "Who would have thought the day would come where I could plot against a bff & a sister?" Definitely not me. :)
- 20:27:48: Fun Fact about Dana: Frank Sinatra's voice makes me wanna stick forks in my ears. It all goes back to 1995... long story...
- 20:35:19: http://twitpic.com/remex - Marlene, do you prefer penguins??? @miao0726
- 20:54:19: http://twitpic.com/repg0 - Or maybe gingerbread men are your thing.... @miao0726
- 21:11:13: http://twitpic.com/res0g - Intercourse
- 21:19:29: http://twitpic.com/retb8 - I LOVE seeing hilarious signs in public places. K-Mart.
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- 17:05:00: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Christine Attempts "The Worm" Dance on Thanksgiving 11/26/09 http://bit.ly/90iCY9
- 17:34:04: I uploaded a YouTube video -- 2341 LilianMallRide 11 25 09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKo9SDc7lfQ&feature=autoshare_twitter
- 18:03:51: Ashley!
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- 00:00:58: http://twitpic.com/qzcc7 - I am totally thankful that my kid looks SO cute in a chicken suit!
- 00:04:01: I am thankful for old friends who are there time and time again. <3 Linda, Nadia, Christiaan, Jaime <3
- 00:07:06: I am thankful for my first babies... the furry white chihuahua kind... i love you Ruby, Philip, Porkchop & Oliver! <3
- 07:53:29: I am thankful for all of Lilian's amazing milestones this year. Last year she sat on the table like a centerpiece...and now she uses a fork!
- 09:06:35: Watching the Macy's parade with Lilian, she squealed at the Spongebob balloon... then cried because she's teething badly today.
- 09:07:26: Lilian sometimes holds her breath when she cries until her lips turn blue... she just did that... long enough to pass out and collapse! WTF?
- 09:09:43: Just googled it... it's called BHS (breath holding spells)... it's a disorder in toddlers... she's done it her whole life. Fucking A.
- 09:14:12: The internet says BHS occurs in 5% of toddlers, that kids outgrow it between ages 4-6 and parents shouldn't overreact. Um... OK.
- 13:24:00: http://twitpic.com/r1xc6 - Me driving to Thanksgiving dinner.... everyone else is sleeping!
- 13:25:53: http://twitpic.com/r1xpd - Me driving #2 to Thanksgiving dinner...
- 13:26:41: http://twitpic.com/r1xxr - Lilian in her Thanksgiving dress. 11/26/09
- 13:29:25: http://twitpic.com/r1yif - Our Thanksgiving day turkey
- 13:46:59: http://twitpic.com/r226m - Turkey Dip
- 14:12:23: http://twitpic.com/r27z0 - Lilian is now BFF with Christine's nephew... they're SO cute!
- 14:13:20: I am thankful that my parents found love... again, and are happy again. Thank you to <3 Eddie and Marie. <3
- 14:19:49: Thankful for delicious chardonnay that makes me feel warm inside and happy on Thanksgiving!
- 14:29:40: When did Lilian get so big? She's sitting "at the kid's table" tonight!
- 14:33:30: http://twitpic.com/r2cod - Thanksgiving Dinner!
- 16:10:05: Post-Thanksgiving Michael Jackson dance party. Rock.
- 18:07:45: @miao0726 How was your T-day? I'm thinking about you...
- 19:17:38: I've never been happier to be in my PJs cuddling in bed with Little Lily right here, right now. Seriously, I couldn't be happier.
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- 17:18:50: Check me out... Twittering from my cell phone.
- 17:20:13: @shoebootie - I LOVE the show Hoarders... its fascinating!!!!!!!! Also love "I didn't know I was pregnant" - what a train wreck!
- 17:25:44: I can't watch a show on TV without seeing Brooke Shields in a commerical (Latisse, Colgate, etc) Yet no TV or movies! I guess looks > talent
- 17:27:58: @miao0726 I was referring to the fact that my phone's been shut off for weeks due to a HUGE bill, and I finally made a payment arrangement!
- 18:35:39: http://twitpic.com/qy5g9 - My hilarious kid laying on the floor, drinking, and watching South Park. 11.25.09 #1/2
- 18:37:16: http://twitpic.com/qy5p1 - My hilarious kid laying on the floor, drinking, and watching South Park. 11.25.09 #2/2
- 19:02:15: Sharing the roads with horse-buggies on a FOGGY night is scary! Driving through clouds in Strasburg, PA.
- 20:48:20: Lilian is obsessed with condiments and dipping her food... unfortunately the combinations don't matter...apples + marinara tonight. YUCK!
- 21:19:00: I have a lot that I'm thankful for this year... so I'm just going to shout them out randomly over the next 24 hours in random order! <3
- 21:20:42: I am thankful for my little family: my wife Missy and my baby girl Lilian! How lucky am I? I get to spend every day with my 2 best friends!
- 21:30:09: Thankful that I have NEW friends this year... especially the one welcoming us to her home for Thanksgiving dinner! <3 Christine <3
- 22:42:34: I am thankful we're NOT doing Thanksgiving at our house this year... and we can avoid that stress! :)
- 23:56:00: I am thankful for my family that has always been there... Mom, Dad, Jared, Grandma Laura.
- 23:57:20: I am thankful for the new family I acquired this year... Bee, Rose & Marlene. <3
- 23:58:21: I am eternally grateful and thankful to Brontis who gave us the greatest gift a person could give. <3
- 23:59:19: I am thankful for my in-laws who love me like their own sister/daughter. <3 Dawn, Bee, Darralyn, Dennis <3
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- 19:58:30: Totally amused that the "Wild Hogs" movie is on TV directly before "Sons of Anarchy". So ridiculous and not at all the same! About to watch
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- 07:02:39: RT @CatherineRose I went to intercourse pa and all I got was this lousy tshirt http://pic.gd/1efde7 ps it does say intercourse pa...
- 07:03:32: About to go take Missy to her doctor's appointment today... wish her luck!
- 07:04:20: My best friend (since age 9) and Missy's best friend (since age 12 or so??) went on an awesome first date! Future best-friend-in-laws?!?! <3
- 10:00:23: Wishing my Fotki account didn't expire... because I can't access any of my photos OR share my new photos! ARGH!
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- 19:45:13: Made it to Lancaster in one piece safe & sound! Family is EXHAUSTED, Missy and Lilian asleep already - me about to join. Early night!
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- 00:51:24: The WHOLE house is awake with lights on. I thought I'd have an early night, so I didn't nap today. Tomorrow's gonna SUCK!
- 00:55:24: Watching Disney's ROBINHOOD with Lilian and she likes it so much she's bouncing around and spinning in my lap while giggling! <3
- 07:14:52: Dear Self, Why are you allergic to like... everything? Stop. Love, Me
- 07:15:31: I am so fucking tired my eyes BURN and I have to take Lily to her "Shake Rattle and Read" baby class in an hour. LOTS to do today.
- 14:45:14: We just had our first "Santa sighting" this year (driving by on the firetruck) - Lilian waved! It was super cute!
- 14:47:28: All packed (but car not loaded yet) to drive to Lancaster, PA early early in the morning, where we will be until Dec 3 (i think). No cell.
- 20:25:01: SO tired. Bed is calling me. We're all packed except for a few last minute things. Plan to leave at 7AM. NEED sleep. Still things to do
- 20:25:35: I finally took the effort to retouch Lilian's Xmas portraits today, they're so cute they make me wanna scream. Can't wait to make Xmas cards
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- 14:02:23: At Lily's "Movement and Music" class this morning I had a realization... The ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star are THE SAME SONG!
- 20:32:26: Missy just coined a new phrase when she described Brandon Routh as "date-rapisty." (As in, he looks like a date rapist!)
- 20:44:31: Missy just told me that I AM full of shed.
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- 10:52:38: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Lilian Playing Outside 11.19.09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5iKpxLZjaU&feature=autoshare_twitter
- 11:09:03: I uploaded a YouTube video -- Lilian Playing Outside #2 11.19.09 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edhQnwfGdxQ&feature=autoshare_twitter
- 21:22:40: Today played outside with Peanut, took her to baby class, ate a sandwich, and napped. Anxiously expecting an email today!!!
- 23:34:46: So, #FarmVille has an adorable new carnival theme... too bad I can't get ON Farmville to actually look at it!
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- 06:11:13: My appointment for my car was at 8am and I overslept and woke up at 7:47. What else is new? Running out now.
- 10:46:03: Car needs $1200-$1500 worth of work to pass inspection. I don't have that, nor WILL I have that until February. FUCK.
- 15:23:25: Trying to see the "up side" to things today, but still feeling rather defeated. I seriously need a pep talk.
- 15:41:04: Can cupcakes count as dinner?
- 17:53:32: DiGiorno pizza for dinner.
- 21:36:49: I'd trade a small piece of my soul for a pedicure.
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- 05:26:32: Already??????????????????????????????
- 09:57:30: RT @ali_konu: True story - I've never had starbucks - http://bit.ly/199mgQ
- 09:58:13: True Fact: @ali_konu I can top never having Starbucks. I've never had a cup of coffee (or any coffee beverage)!!!
- 09:59:14: Watching old school Looney Tunes cartoons with Peanut and she is absolutely fascinated by them - it's so cute! <3
- 10:01:42: @ali_konu I've had one sip of coffee several times in my life, but never more than 1 sip.
- 19:08:00: It's that time of year again... when Missy tortures me with THIS crap! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFQyib5ZQZY
- 19:09:13: Having a super duper crappy day and a mood to match. But I got Lilian a really cute little gift, and that makes me happy a little.
- 23:14:14: Going to bed "on the early side" since I have to bring my car in early... for them to tell me I can't afford the repairs to pass inspection!
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- 12:18:18: Feeling very depressed about the upcoming holiday(s)...
- 14:24:27: We Did It, We Did It, We Did It Yeah, Yeah We Did it! Missy and I put my car back together and installed the new battery all on our own!!!
- 19:11:56: @ali_konu - Do the oldest 2 babysit at least?!?!?! Maybe i'll take one or two!
- 19:12:51: i definitely earned one of my Feminist Merit Badges by changing my own car battery today. Car drives now... just not well... and...
- 19:13:19: My car FAILED inspection with a big fat F for several things. Have to take it to the VW dealership. Hoping I have the cash to fix it!
- 19:15:21: Bought pasta infused with veggies for Lily ... it has vitamin C and A, etc. Delicious & i recommend! http://www.ronzonigardendelight.com/
- 19:32:48: If you and i woke up in jail together.......using only 4 words........what would you say to me??!!
- 20:58:15: Having major JOINT PAIN in at least 4 separate joints... my knee is swollen and full of fluid. I'd go see a doctor if i had insurance. PAIN
- 20:59:23: By the way... in case you couldn't tell, I'm having a really crappy day.
- 23:37:26: Feeling depressed ... and watching a sad TV show isn't helping.
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- 13:42:22: I just heard this on TV and I liked it... "Someone should tell them that the cover-up is always worse than the crime."
- 13:43:35: @shoebootie How is Little Guy doing? What is he up to? http://tweetphoto.com/fjb9anuq
- 13:49:06: Good news = I got my new car battery yesterday... and hopefully it'll be installed today. Also had air filters & wipers changed for free!
- 13:49:46: Bad news = T-Mobile won't take a partial payment, and i won't have $250 extra at once until January, so no phone until then. Oh well.
- 16:36:22: if i had a working car... i'd be in it and driving right now. i don't know where, but i drive to clear my head...
- 18:58:04: About to go pick up a yummy pizza to share with Missy and Lily for dinner. Yum.
- 21:01:07: OMG.... there's one thing in the world that makes me contemplate suicide... fucking HICCUPS. I have the most painful hiccups EVER! LAME!
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- 02:04:08: i need that Wen hair stuff. http://www.wenhaircare.com/ Has anyone tried it?
- 02:22:49: Wait... see last Tweet! I'm supposed to be asleep by the time Infomercials come on! I'm TOO suggestable! Need Wen.
- 12:20:55: Upset that the dude at Pep Boys sold me the WRONG SIZE car battery, so who knows WHEN i can exchange it and get the new one installed. Sucks
- 18:55:29: Depsite major pain issues today... I'm having what I'd consider a LUCKY day. Karma is in my favor today. Feeling grateful for a few things.
- 20:01:15: @cluucy Can I have one? (a beer?)
- 20:26:02: @cluucy when will you next be out here? RT @cluucy @dana_rubyfruit You can have 2 beers next time I see you. Can't wait to see you guys :)
- 21:04:33: Watching the Wanda Sykes show on Fox. She's funny! :) http://www.fox.com/wanda/ #wandasykes
- 21:24:17: Sammy Sosa's skin... WHY? http://tinyurl.com/whySOSA I can recommend a new skin cream that'll make him soft if he wants. Seriously.
- 21:28:51: These answering machine messages are REALLY similar to the ones I left Missy and HOOKED her with! http://tinyurl.com/DanaIsACatch
- 22:21:00: Took Benadryl to help me get back on a more "normal" (less nocturnal) sleep schedule! Went to bed at 5 or 7am three times this week. Oops
- 22:53:20: I just love when people have clever ideas. http://tinyurl.com/SomethingClever
- 23:10:16: The Benadryl is working... time to sleeeeeeeeeeeeep!
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- 00:37:32: Yes, Farmville is BLOWING UP Facebook right now!
- 01:39:11: My new bedtime = whenever the infomercials come on.
- 10:04:02: Feels kind of crappy today. Lame. Also sad that in all likelihood, Lilian will miss her 5th Gym Class today (car dead). Need NAP!
- 12:49:18: It's 52 degrees now & I am uncharacteristically FREEZING! http://bit.ly/18pBHJ
- 13:34:04: The last time my car worked... so sad! Hopefully I can get a new battery tonight or tomorrow. http://bit.ly/1WKKO2
- 13:35:32: This kid is so cute... why do we have to wait a whole year for another Halloween? <3 http://bit.ly/CqdVi
- 13:39:48: Farmville is being lame, slow, and sucky today. If i see that stupid cow telling me my "bits" are lost again... Fuck that cow. #farmville
- 14:04:53: MY KID JUST GAVE ME A WET-WILLIE. NOT COOL. ESPECIALLY AFTER SHE PEED ON ME AT 4AM.
- 14:07:03: OK, well Lilian oficially missed her Little Gym class today... you're only allowed 2 makeups and this is her 5th miss. That sucks. Damn car.
- 14:08:23: Oh... last Twitter for a while, I swear. Today is Lilian's 1/4 birthday... she is 1.25 today... or 15 months old for the SANE! Love her! <3
- 20:17:42: Bought a car battery, air filter, new wipers, and washer fluid... yay for that! Now to only get them in/on my car!
- 20:18:08: The best way to start a relationship... is with honesty.
- 23:50:18: I'm in the wrong profession,i just saw on TV that human sushi plates make $450 an hour! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nyotaimori
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- 20:44:21: How is it that someone who you have no expectations of can still disappoint you...
- 20:50:28: I just heard someone (on TV) for the first time refer to money as "SALAD" and it made me hysterically laugh. Love. It.
- 21:00:22: Missy (and i) think that Justin Bieber is the cutest lesbian ever. #justinbieber
- 21:08:57: @cluucy He's some 15 year old Canadian? singer. He's adorable and lame! #justinbieber
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- 13:55:38: Going to bed at 7am and waking up at 4pm is definitely going to fuck up my sleep schedules.... oops.
- 14:35:34: Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo DOOORAAAAAAAAA.... Peanut is captivated by it!
- 15:06:31: Peanut has the cutest new dance move... she holds onto something and runs in place really fast! She loves the Dora "We Did It" song!
- 21:02:04: Sometimes I just LOVE conspiracy theories!
- 23:47:06: Very excited to SLEEP! Ready... go!
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