- 09:19:06: It makes sense that my dogs opened a door and pissed all over my Xmas presents. That sums up my life.
- 12:36:56: Cue traffic.
- 19:06:31: Survived Xmas, on the road back home. All is good. Everyone had a nice time. Yay.
- 21:42:09: Holy Fucking Drama Here
- 22:11:21: Raise your hand if you either gave or received a SNUGGIE this Christmas.
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